Sunday, February 18, 2007

Bush's Moles

The media reports that George W. Bush has had two benign moles removed from his face. Since one of the definitions of mole is:

A spy who becomes part of and works from within the ranks of an enemy governmental staff or intelligence agency.

We're wondering: What were the moles doing on George's face? Doesn't he have security people to keep those nasty people out of his bubble?

But because the word "mole" has other meanings, perhaps this report captures the correct mole.

However, if neither of the above definitions pinpoints the correct meaning of Bush's former facial moles, there's always this swell account.

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